Three-Way Jezebel
Sin Prism
Consenting Adults · Ménage à Trois · Small-Town Sex Scandal · Dark Alternative
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Among red and orange leaves of the Ozark hills
Hides a dusty village with a four-way stop
And a woman they call Three-Way Jezebel
Who lives two doors down from the town’s one cop
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And Jezzie is counting down the minutes
Ready for new clients with money to spend
She’s a pro sex worker with a very tight schedule
And she tells each client, “Be sure to bring a friend”
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Three-Way Jezebel
Rightfully proud of what she sells
Everyone involved—consenting adults
Won’t stand for jokers or cruel insults
Seems half of Lake Ozark knows her well
Three-Way Jezebel
Three-Way Jezebel
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The officer’s wife, Betty, arranges the trysts
While her hubby scouts for bad guys from the most-wanted list
If a client doesn’t bring a friend when he arrives
Betty walks two doors down to come along for the ride
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Jezebel values her business, keeps each sex act discreet
Pastor Joel of Thornhill Chapel comes to pray with her each week
He brings Dave, his fishing buddy, and she reels them both in
But Dave’s wife wants a divorce, she’ll sink that dinghy full of sin
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Three-Way Jezebel
Rightfully proud of what she sells
Brings high-quality heaven to lonely lives
Mostly horny men and a few playful wives
Half of Lake Ozark knows her well
Three-Way Jezebel
Three-Way Jezebel
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Betty’s husband called her with the bad news
“Murder-suicide, two women, both nude”
There was no investigation, no evidence saved
Cause Pastor Joel vouched for his fishing buddy Dave
And only three days later at Thornhill Chapel near town
Bodies of Dave’s wife and Jezebel went in the ground
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Pastor Joel preached about sin on the Sunday after that
Betty sitting in the front row, in a lilac fringed hat
And Dave looking forlorn in the fourth row
Gave a wink to the pastor as he preached, “God save our souls!”
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Three-Way Jezebel
Heaven for a price, that’s what she’d sell
Dave’s wife played with fire with what she planned to tell
And pastor Joel helped Dave pray both of them to hell
But Betty’s husband, the officer, just got a tip
From a drunk guy in the holding cell
Now the FBI’s descending on this quaint little dell
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Three-Way Jezebel
Three-Way Jezebel
For one fantastic summer, Lake Ozark knew her well
Now the trees have lost their color—every red and orange leaf fell
Three-Way Jezebel
Three-Way Jezebel
Three-Way Jezebel
Three-Way Jezebel
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